Hooters Trivia = We Fail

Last night was the regional final for Hooters, Are You Smarter Than a Hooters Girl.

The trivia is hard. You aren't really competing against Hooters Girls, but against other patrons (and their sneaky methods of cheating... err, sneakier methods of cheating). We, didn't win.

While we didn't win, it's still a nice evening spent with girls dressed up as though they are in Hit me Baby One More Time, by Britney Spears, video. Which ain't that horrible.

On a beer note, the Champaign Hooters has a slightly better selection than most other Hooters's. We walked in, I asked for a Boulevard Pale Ale, the girl looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead, then went and looked, and they didn't have it. So, I asked what the Sam Adams draft was, she went and looked, White (um, no thank you). So, I got a Fat Tire...mmmm... or not mmmm. Paddy came in from smoking and ordered (instantly) a Boulevard Pale Ale, she looked at him funny too. So he (and Kridz) got Killians. I then switched to Sam Adams bottles.

We were accompanied (and also driven there) by Smart@ss last night. We rode there in the E-Van which was probably more comfortable, and less likely to be blown off the road than the Aveo.

So, here's the questions (if you know all of them, you shoulda been there!)

1. What type of star is the sun classified as?

2. What was Istanbul named previously?

3. What was then name of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn's town.

4. What date (day/month/year) did Julius Ceasar die?

5. What golfer is credited with inventing the Sand Wedge?

6. What country is credited with inventing Ice Cream? A. England B. Iceland C. Germany D. China

7. Name one of the two brothers of Wyatt Earp who were with him at the OK corral.

8. What is the name of this painting by Picasso, about a town that was bombed by Germany during the Spanish civil War.

9. What do you call a quadrilateral who's 4 sides all have the same length (not a square).

10. What does DNA stand for.


*Ninja Text Answers*

1. Yellow Dwarf
2. Constantinople
3. St. Petersburg
4. March 15, 44
5. Gene Sarazen
6. China
7. Virgil or Morgan
8. Guernica
9. Rhombus
10. Deoxyribonucleic Acid

*End Ninja*

We didn't do very well :(

Pseudo Honesty will get you nowhere!