Monday, November 2, 2009

It's time for a new religion; I voluneteer to be the Messiah.

We are quickly approaching the next great time. If you follow the precession of the equinoxes, you'll see that at, or near the beginning of each Astrological Age, there was a new messiah, or new covenant.

At some point, real soon, we will be in the Age of Aquarius. Each age is about 2,160 years long. If Jesus happened at the year 0, then we're darn close to the end of the age. The current age is Pisces. Pisces is the fish. Jesus ministry had a lot to do with fish. Heck, how many Jesus fish bumper stickers and decals do you see? Jesus made his people fisher's of men. The pope wears the Ring of the Fisherman. Jesus did the loaves and fishes trick. Jesus walked on water. One of the last stories in John is about Jesus and fish. So, Jesus was very fishy.

Now, think back to Matthew 28:20.

Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

That's from the KJV. Makes it sound like Jesus will be around forever. What does the NIV have?

and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.

Ohhh, there he says end of the age. So that would be the end of the current age, the one Jesus existed in.

So, if the ages last for about 2000 years, then about 2000 years before Jesus, there would have been another massive religious shift. Who was one of the previous Messianic figures?

Moses came around in about 1500 BC. Moses is often depicted with horns. Moses sacrificed goats. What Age is before Pisces? The Age of Aries. Aries is the Ram. Moses was the ram.

Prior to the age of Aries was the age of Taurus, the bull. Remember, when Moses came down off mount Sinai, he destroyed the golden calf. He was telling the people that it wasn't time to worship Taurus anymore, it was time for Aries.

Since the world is only 6000 years old, that means we've only had the 3 ages. It's now time for the fourth. The age of Aquarius.

During Taurus, humanity had just discovered religion. They were polytheistic. Aries led people to monotheism. Pisces led people to having a god-person on earth. What does Aquarius have in store?

Many gods, one god, god-man... could man, or no gods be the coming religion?

If so, I volunteer to be the messiah of the new age. If it's not a godless age, I wonder what is in store for humanity.

So, friends, the time of Jesus is coming to an end. You will be able to look back fondly at the past 2000 years that featured all kinds of cool things to happen. Think back to how religion has been used to enslave people; to keep people in poverty; to kill people; to promote disease. When the next messiah comes (he may already be here), he'll probably have several different religious organizations trying to kill him. His role will be to end Islam; Christianity; and Judaism (and everything else). I don't see Islam going down without a fight. The one thing that would draw all those religions together would be a person who promotes the end of their religions.

I will bear that cross.

So, vote for me to be your next messiah.

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